So the search is on for the third roommate (needed by Mid August/Sept 1., spread the word). So Lisa and I took a risk and put out an ad on craigslist. I think we secretly did it so that we could get responses and feel popular receiving tons and tons of emails.
So the responses have been overwhelming. They range from scam artists to people who write in Japanese symbols to burly chicks who ride motorcycles to Ricky Martin knockoffs (even though we specified we were looking for female roommates). One girl wrote a response and used it as a therapy session and told me about how her father and brother died in a car accident and how her faith in Catholicism saved her from a life of despair, blah,blah,blah, i deleted it.
Here is what we are looking for in a roommate (no sugar coating):
-Cleanliness (see post below)
-Non Craziness
-Lisa has requested that all potential roommates speak English, for she is hard of hearing and cant decipher words when they are said in an accent
-Not a hoe (more than Lisa or I are...anyways...)
-Not an axe murderer/child molester
-has a car that they want to give us
-has lots of money that they also want to give us
-possibly a celebrity (Olsen twins, wuddup!?)
-not cooler than us. i mean, then again, who is....
-good taste in music. I refuse to hear any nickleback, creed, or matchbox 20 within the walls of my home
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