hhhhhhhhhaaaaaa

My mom had to fly to LA yesterday because we thought Ma was going to die.
She is in fact fine. Just old.
Anyways.
Ma is currently residing in a nursing home.
I asked my mom if Ma had a roomate.
My mom said " well, she did. But she died yesterday."
OMG, I said, did you meet her?
"Well yes," my mom explained " I met her briefly and then Ma and I went out and ran some errands and when we got back her bed was made and the nurse said she died".
"OMG!," I said "was Ma upset?!!"
"No, she wanted her to be moved out of the room anyways"

anyways...

My mom proceeded to unplug the deceased roomates cable and wire it into Ma's tv.
fast forward to later that evening when there is a knock at the door.
My mom opens it.
It is the roommate.
The dead roommate.
She is not dead.
She was on vacation. The nurse had been misinformed.
Ma is now very upset that she no longer has free cable.