Bullets

• Todays theme was grey (or is it spelled gray...?). The weather was grey. My mood was grey. I'm wearing a grey hoodie.
• Tonight I burned a cd. The last time I made a mix cd was in approxiametley 2004. Lisa and I made up dances to the bouncing beats of Hollywood Holt. There was the giraffe, the sloth, the elephant, and my fav, the hip hummingbird ( lots of arm flaps).
• Rosie asked me today ( jokingly) if I wanted to take a week off of work because she's so concerned with the economy that she's not sure she can pay me....I was like "umm...."
• I need rainboots. I want to get a pair at Marc Jacobs but there's a certain employee who works there that I really don't want to run into. Therefore, my feet will be getting wet tommorow. This is not an entirely WHOMP, WHOMP blog entry, I swear!
• Went to the Forever 21 on Michigan Avenue this weekend. As i walked in, I noticed it smelled worse than usual. I bee-line to the accessory section. The stench grows stronger. I realize that someone has actually vomitted. On a mirror. And the throw up is just laying there in a pile. As easily accessible as a pair of faux gold earrings. I run out the door without looking back.
• OH! So last night this guy was like " I have something to tell you that you should know. And it's probably going to offend you and piss you off".

Naturally, I start hypervenitaliting, expecting the worst. I'm expecting compromising pics of me online, etc, etc.
He says " You give off very strong booty call vibes."
I say "....Umm...". I mean, how does one react to that? I don't want to be a booty call! I
think I'm better than that. Smarter than that at least. I think...

• New diet. No carbs after 5 pm. So far I've lost approx 1 lb. And I don't have a scale. So that's pure speculation.
  
• New pick up line : " Do you have wi-fi? Can I come over and share yours?"

Hmm....

EVE VS Everyone's favorite tranny, Jack Davey....Who wins this round??












Team Eve.

Fashion Post 2

My Bat Mitzvah Theme (circa 1998) was "Passion for Fashion". The T-shirts were a play upon the infamous CK one logo that was super popular at the time, they said "SK one". Cuh-ute, right? I wish I still had one now....

Anyways, here are some other fashion's that I'm crushing on right now.

Marni SP '09. These are for those artsy, bohemian mama's who look so chic and put together. Effortless. Why is it that looking effortless is SO hard to pull off? Like Mary Kate Olsen does effortless so well. Anyways I really like these combo's, very eccentric. Very intimidating.



BTW, belts worn over outwear=Definite Do.

Wait-I'm a fashion major?

Why have I never made a fashion post? Like, this is supposed to be my passion....or something. Oh god, my total and complete apathy towards everything needs to go away!
Anyways, looking at pics from Milan fashion week (because I'm secretly hoping to see Matt picking his nose in the background). Here are my favorites.

Bottega Veneta. They are on fire right now. Tomas Maier is proving that you can make clothing that is cutting edge and innovative while still inciting lust and being completely wearable. Leather tops tucked into leather "paper bag" sillhouette skirts? Yes please. It's all about excessive use of leather. I feel that if people focus all their energy and anger into being anti-leather it will take away from the stress of the failing economy.

Bottega is reinforcing my intuitive prophecy that we will be seeing a lot of oversized blazers paired with pencil skirts come Spring '09. I think I'm feeling it.

oldiezzz

Abbey showed me this IM that I sent her my freshman year.


Suejanek (12:18:41 PM): i dreamnt that i went to ur house and helped ur mom do your laundry
Suejanek (12:18:45 PM): then i folded it all
Suejanek (12:18:56 PM): and then your mom took me for a tour of your snake collection

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List of current concerns:

• My mind. I have been forgetting really important things lately. I find it hard to remember my new zip code. Last week I forgot my atm pin. I ended up typing in the wrong one so many times that I was locked out of my bank account. This is not good. I seriously could not remember it. Like, no amount of racking my brains helped. What is this due to? The fact that I use zero brain power every day? I think staring at my computer screen has like charred my brain. This must be it. It could also be that in High School gym class I was hit in the head by every single ball that one could be hit with. Soccer ball, football, volleyball, dodgeball ball, tennis ball and my personal favorite, hockey puck.
  
• The Economy. Not that I have an abundance of money to begin with, but I feel poorer than ever. And shopping.is.my.life. Also, because I live in an apartment I do not have the means to create a victory garden ( like Molly the American Girl had, the one who lived during WWII).
• Wisdom Teeth. These bitches need to come out. I am concerned that they are pushing all the rest of my teeth together. When I close my mouth it doesnt....close. There is too much going on in there. But I really don't want to have them taken out. I'm scurred...

Over The Hill(s)

Just watched this weeks episode of "The Hills". I am disgusted. Here are my thoughts.

• When did Lauren get a scratchy, come hither voice? Is she trying to be sexy? Not working bitch,
• I am totally team Audrina but girlfriend is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
  
• Thankfully Lo didn't make too much of an appearance in this episode. I'm usually fuming after she utters a single word. She is seriously one of the worst people in the world. Hitler and Lo Bosworth are tied.
• Ummm....Stephanie. Is. So. Crazy. I love at the end of the episode where she puts together this whole Goth/Drug Addict look ( braids slicked back with hair-gel, heavy black eyeliner, googly eyes that wont focus). I have to admit though, I can see her being really fun to go out with. She'd be the one who would flirt shamelessly with the bartender/doorman/bathroom attendant to get special favors.
• Spencer is amazing. He is a demon. He looks like a possessed hermit crab.
  
• Omg Lauren get over the fact the you and Heidi are no longer friends. Heidi is always lamenting about how she has never had a best friend like Lauren. What's so great about her? Seriously, how close could you guys have been? Both of you are completely out of touch with your emotions and plastic-y.