Over The Hill(s)

Just watched this weeks episode of "The Hills". I am disgusted. Here are my thoughts.

• When did Lauren get a scratchy, come hither voice? Is she trying to be sexy? Not working bitch,
• I am totally team Audrina but girlfriend is not the sharpest tool in the shed.
  
• Thankfully Lo didn't make too much of an appearance in this episode. I'm usually fuming after she utters a single word. She is seriously one of the worst people in the world. Hitler and Lo Bosworth are tied.
• Ummm....Stephanie. Is. So. Crazy. I love at the end of the episode where she puts together this whole Goth/Drug Addict look ( braids slicked back with hair-gel, heavy black eyeliner, googly eyes that wont focus). I have to admit though, I can see her being really fun to go out with. She'd be the one who would flirt shamelessly with the bartender/doorman/bathroom attendant to get special favors.
• Spencer is amazing. He is a demon. He looks like a possessed hermit crab.
  
• Omg Lauren get over the fact the you and Heidi are no longer friends. Heidi is always lamenting about how she has never had a best friend like Lauren. What's so great about her? Seriously, how close could you guys have been? Both of you are completely out of touch with your emotions and plastic-y.