Bullets

• Todays theme was grey (or is it spelled gray...?). The weather was grey. My mood was grey. I'm wearing a grey hoodie.
• Tonight I burned a cd. The last time I made a mix cd was in approxiametley 2004. Lisa and I made up dances to the bouncing beats of Hollywood Holt. There was the giraffe, the sloth, the elephant, and my fav, the hip hummingbird ( lots of arm flaps).
• Rosie asked me today ( jokingly) if I wanted to take a week off of work because she's so concerned with the economy that she's not sure she can pay me....I was like "umm...."
• I need rainboots. I want to get a pair at Marc Jacobs but there's a certain employee who works there that I really don't want to run into. Therefore, my feet will be getting wet tommorow. This is not an entirely WHOMP, WHOMP blog entry, I swear!
• Went to the Forever 21 on Michigan Avenue this weekend. As i walked in, I noticed it smelled worse than usual. I bee-line to the accessory section. The stench grows stronger. I realize that someone has actually vomitted. On a mirror. And the throw up is just laying there in a pile. As easily accessible as a pair of faux gold earrings. I run out the door without looking back.
• OH! So last night this guy was like " I have something to tell you that you should know. And it's probably going to offend you and piss you off".

Naturally, I start hypervenitaliting, expecting the worst. I'm expecting compromising pics of me online, etc, etc.
He says " You give off very strong booty call vibes."
I say "....Umm...". I mean, how does one react to that? I don't want to be a booty call! I
think I'm better than that. Smarter than that at least. I think...

• New diet. No carbs after 5 pm. So far I've lost approx 1 lb. And I don't have a scale. So that's pure speculation.
  
• New pick up line : " Do you have wi-fi? Can I come over and share yours?"